nintendoggy:

i dont want the d. i want the a. i want to pass this class




tapdancers:

Keeping The Same Tabs Open For 9 Days Straight Because They Contain Information Relevant To Tasks You’re Too Lazy To Complete - A novel by me

(Source: xbox420)





bootykage:

bootykage:

bootykage:

yungflowergirl:

I truly go into housewife mode when im someones girlfriend like I will make u pancakes and bacon every morning and suck u up whenever u want

this a lie

im literally dating this girl

this a lie

she dont even know how to cook a pancake 



did-you-kno:

A Seattle woman ate nothing but Starbucks food for an entire year, spending nearly $600 a month on meals.  Source


fake-mermaid:

why isn’t there a middle finger emoji i swear i would use it 99% of the time

(Source: fake-mermaid)



officialannakendrick:

could you please put your crying kid on vibrate

(Source: dutchster)