did-you-kno:

Source


goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

childservices:

horoscope app: today u gonna #stunt on these hoes
me: damn….das tru



vast-sea:

the sexual tension between you and anyone your age on public transport 



redshirtt:

grade-a-memo:

nickiminajsleftnipple:

These days, anyone could be gay and you’d have no idea.

your cashier might be gay

your bartender might be gay

the guy sucking your dick might even be gay

But he said no homo tho

he lied



whoredinarygirl:

when my mom was pregnant with me my sister decided she didn’t want another sibling so one day she took my brother’s toy cars and lined them by my mom’s room’s doorway and tried making my mom fall on her stomach
my sister tried killing me in the womb



bradleyy:

SHOUTOUT TO THAT ONE PERSON THAT HEARS YOU WHEN YOU’RE TALKING IN A GROUP AND SMILES OR REPLIES SO YOU DONT FEEL LIKE A TWAT



tsarbucks:

when the person u hate does something that makes everyone else hate them:

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