i bet rhinos cant talk because they would make too many jokes about being horny
*steps over the border into california*
*red hot chili peppers plays*
"can i come in?"
"i don’t know, can you?”
cursing quietly, the vampire backed away, foiled yet again by the english teacher’s pedantry
nothing pisses me off more than the fact that 90% of women’s jeans have non-functioning pockets but baby clothes have proper pockets? what are babies carrying around that i’m not? baby wallets? fuck off
*puts my ipod on shuffle and skips every song until i get one i was hoping for*
- me: i don't even care. i'm not going to talk about this anymore.
- me: and you know what else? [2000 word rant]
- me: *sniffs air*
- me: ah september
- me: the time where bugs die
- me: and tv shows gradually return from hiatus
- me: aaah